The Hole

If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You (2025) - Bronstein Rose Byrne gives it all for If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You, a prolonged postpartum depression story of a therapist mom juggling life with an unseen (but heard) daughter with a medical condition (pediatric feeding disorder) where she has a feeding tube in her belly, while her Navy captain husband is away for 2 months.

It starts out with the ceiling of Linda (Byrne)'s suburban house leaking water then collapsing, leaving a gaping big hole. She has no choice but to move into a shabby motel with her daughter while arguing with her husband and contractors over the phone. She blurts out all her feelings to her very unsympathetic therapist (Conan O'Brien) who has an office in the same building as hers. Linda has to deal with her daughter's medical issues and it brings out all the resentment and fear and pain of giving birth, and being a mother in general. More chaos ensues when Linda seeks the help of James (A$AP Rocky), a manager of the motel who takes sympathy on her situation. One of Linda's patient, Caroline (Danielle Macdonald), a young mother who is extremely paranoid about her toddler's safety, disappears during the session and leaves the baby behind, Linda's life get progressively more chaotic, resulting in her therapist to say that he can't see her anymore after she crosses the professional boundaries repeatedly.

It's all about the hole both physical and metaphysical- the hole in the ceiling, the hole in the daughter's belly, giving birth, the black hole and the unknown universe, the empty space in her life... Bronstein has a very good sense of humor and timing, the cast is spot on, especially Byrne who embodies the frazzled middle aged woman whose life is in turmoil and self doubt and blame plaguing her every minute. In an inspiring choice of casting for the therapist, Bronstein makes O'Brien play straight, going against his TV persona and the result is hysterical. Christian Slater shows up late as the blaming husband. Some cool visuals and hallucination sequences also. It's funny, but at the same time not, because it's so real and stressful all the same.

Future is Bright, The White Old Man Says

One Battle After Another (2025) - Anderson In a frenetic, unrelenting pace, Paul Thomas Anderson's One Battle After Another begins with the French 75, an armed and well organized Leftist group penetrating an immigration detention center and freeing immigrants near a dusty southern Californian border. Bob (Leonardo DiCaprio) is a resident bomb maker of the group, who is romantically involved with Perfidia (Teyana Taylor), an outspoken member of the group. They are seen taking advantage of a tense cat-and-mouse situation with the Feds for a lustful quickie at a pit stop. During many such activities - targeting detention centers, government facilities and bank jobs, French 75 is pursued by Col. Lockjaw (Sean Penn), a strong army man who has ambitions to climb up to the big boys club one day. His relentless pursuit pays off, and most of the members of the group are either dead, apprehended or went into hiding. This is the mid 2000s.

Fast forward to present-ish. Bob is a paranoid dad of Willa/Charlene (Chase Infiniti), a 17-year old high schooler. The two have been living in a remote cabin. For Bob, now a middle aged fugitive, after years of living in shadows looking over his shoulder, has become a couch potato with drugs and alcohol, as his strict regimen slackened.

In Lockjaw's pursuit of joining the elite white supremacist cabal named the Christmas Adventurer's Club(!), he has to prove that he is the purist Aryan stock, and has no dealings with any inferior race. So he tracks down Willa who might be the love-child of his and Perfidia's to eliminate any evidence of his impurity. So begins the Searchers like adventure of fumbling, middle aged Bob, with the help of a zen-like local karate instructor, Sensei Sergio St. Carlos (Benicio Del Toro).

One Battle After Another is a fantasy, based on Thomas Pynchon's Vineland, which was published in 1990 in the throes of the Bush Sr. regime. If anything, it shows that nothing much has changed- the kidnapping and deportation of the undocumented and overarching racism of the country. I say fantasy because as much as I wish that there is a well connected and well equipped underground network of leftist resistance going on in the age of tiktok, but there isn't. I'm sure it's a fantasy cooked up by right-wing conspiracy nuts also.

Narratively speaking, you can't not fall for One Battle After Another. With how it is put together: from how it was shot in Vistavision, accentuating the vista of American Southwest and heart pounding car chase sequences, aided by Jonny Greenwood's marvelous score, to to its stellar cast- DiCaprio has never been better as a burnt out radical, Sean Penn literally eschews his namesake comic book villain role with relish, Del Toro's hilariously deadpan but grounded zen master and the newcomer Infiniti with her clear eyed, whip smart Gen Z stand-in. The film is a great fun as it unfolds in satisfying ways - bad guys get their comeuppances, dad and daughter reunite, and a young black woman's empowerment fulfilled.

Anderson deals with the contemporary world for the first time since Punch Drunk Love and shows that the world is still in the grips of the old white men ways - the gungho military homophobic dickheads, sexual stereotypes that propelled the whole narrative, fumbling at proper pronouns and the white supremacy deep state. But relishing in showing it which is meant to be comic relief, the scenes tend to be super awkward and downright Tarantino-foot-fetish creepy - the camera gliding over Perfidia's butt over and over, Lockjaw's huge boner, and an uninspired gay joke. And it shows Anderson's awkward middle aged white man side when it comes to dealing with race.

But you gotta admit, it is refreshing to see a mainstream American film hell bent on showing the resistance side of things that tells you the kids are all right, even if it's from an old white man.

Failed Experiment

Bugonia (2025) - Lanthimos It is pretty obvious why Yorgos Lanthimos chose to remake a wacky Korean sci-fi comedy, Save the Green Planet: it has all the elements we've grown to associate with his films - the cynicism, cruelty and absurd sense of humor. With Bugonia, starring very committed Emma Stone in their 4th collaboration, and Jesse Plemons, Lanthimos shoots for the most absurd film to date.

It's a hit or miss for me when it comes to Lanthimos films. For me, like his other fans, it all started with Dogtooth (2009), a perennial hit that started the Greek New Wave or Weird Wave or whatever it was labeled as. It was when Greece was battered with waves of crushing austerity measures and governmental restructuring. Greeks, being a rowdy bunch who didn't really have faith in their government anyway, made a series of films that vividly depicted generational divide and discontent of the younger generation with little prospects for the future. But however penetrating Lanthimos's observation of the world has been, it's his cynicism and cruelty that kept me at bay to be a full fledged fan. I admit that it's hard to do in comedy, considering he is not Haneke or Bergman.

When a Lanthimo's is balanced right, with the right amount of sweetness and heart, it's really great - Lobster, The Favourite, Poor Things. But when it is just cynicism, such as Bugonia or Kind of Kindness, it loses me.

Bugonia concerns Teddy (Jesse Plemons), a conspiracy-addled worker at an Amazon style processing facility. The conglomerate is headed by a ruthless Michelle (Emma Stone), by all appearances, Michelle is a powersuit wearing, posh CEO with all business and no heart. Teddy and his dim-witted cousin Donnie (Aidan Delvis), believing Michelle is an alien from The Andromeda Galaxy, bent on destroying the human race, kidnaps her and puts her chained to the floor in the basement of their rural house. Teddy tortures Michelle to admit that she is an alien and to arrange a meeting with her emperor in their space craft which is heading to earth during the next lunar eclipse which is three days away.

Things get complicated when Michelle manipulates them into harming themselves and their loved ones. Is she really an andromedan intent on eradicating the human species or are we just one of those cruel experiments by higher power, on the verge of failure?

If Bugonia is a satire of billionaires controlling the fate of humanity and we are all just their play things - either just pawns in the game or rebellious crackpots, it's just too bleak and too close to home to laugh about.

As Bugonia progresses to an absurdist territory with much blood shed, you are left with that cold feeling that we are supremely manipulated to and fro for laughs. But who is laughing anyway?

Life/Work/Death

No Other Choice (2025) - Park Mansu (Lee Byunghun), a 25 year veteran in a paper mill company with a big house in the countryside with a loving family - wife Miri (Son Yejin), teenage son, ten year old autistic daughter and two golden retrievers affectionately named after his children, just got laid off. Just before he was laid off, he was planning union activities with his subordinates. The only thing he has known in his adult life was the paper mills and he has no prospects other than that industry and with the mortgage company repossessing the house in three months, the clock is ticking for Mansu to get another job.

Taking the cue from his stress, Miri restructures the household in order - no more outlandish meals, no more tennis lessons, no more Netflix, dogs to her parents house, downsize the 2 big cars to one small one and put the house on the market. Mansu refuses to sell the house since it's the one he grew up in and bought it with his own money. And especially, the potential buyer is a sleazy local electronic shop owner who is a dad of his son's best friend. Three months, Mansu tells Miri.

Mansu does research on his competitors just in case Moon Paper, a big paper company, is in need of hiring another manager. He narrows down the potential competitors to two and devises a plan to eliminate them.

No Other Choice says a lot about salaryman life in Korea where you are defined by your work, where your life is completely tied to your job and the job defines you. In Mansu's elaborate scheme - spying on his competition at home and work in order to get a chance to kill them, exposes that they are in the same boat as he is: the grueling unemployment life- the daily humiliation, temptation of alcohol and drugs, suspicion of spouse infidelity, etc. They are the mirror images of himself! But Mansu, trapped in the cruel rat race in the capitalist system, has no other choice but to pursue his plan to save his family from poverty.

As usual, Park Chanwook is a first and foremost visual stylist. There's more visual ideas in No Other Choice than most Hollywood releases in a year combined. Lee, with his model like angular face twitching as a stressed middle aged man, is tremendous as Mansu, the stressed out salaryman. Son, as a practical wife who loves her man, no matter what, is fetching in her coy performance.

No Other Choice touches upon a lot of modern society's illness with satirical humor. There's dying manufacturing industries, automation and A.I. taking over human labor, deforestation and autism. I do not want to compare Park's movies to others, but the head of the family losing his job as a subject, is done before much more realistically in Tokyo Sonata by Kiyoshi Kurosawa. I mention this because there's also a theme of music and gifted child involved. But it's Park Chanwook movie. So it has to be fantastical and much more artificial, therefore less emotionally resonant. It's superb entertainment but boy is it stressful.

Smells Like Indie Spirit

Nouvelle Vague (2025) - Linklater Breathless, a perennial French New Wave film that started everything and changed filmmaking forever, is closely reenacted and memorialized along with the movement and people involved. I got to admit, being a diehard Godard-head, I was very skeptical going into this film. But rest assured, Linklater, coming from the experimental indie filmmaking background, knows his history of cinema and understands how to pay homage without being nostalgic and sentimental about the New Wave and its influences that had on him as a filmmaker. And Linklater's assumption is right about his view on Breathless as a granddaddy of indie filmmaking.

Casting and working with French speaking actors, Linklater commands a very convincing reenactment of the events in and surrounding the production of Godard's tumultuous feature debut.

Godard, played wonderfully by Guillaume Marbeck, encouraged by/and riding the coattails of the success of his two Cahier du Cinema colleagues' directorial debuts not too long ago - François Truffaut's 400 Blows (1959) and Claude Chabrol's Le Beau Serge (1958), finally tries his hands in directing a feature, with the help of a producer Beaureguard (Bruno Dreyfürst). With the rebellious spirit of countering the cinema that came before, and his own eccentricities, Godard embarks on directing a film as unconventionally as possible. Working off of a thin treatment that Truffaut and Chabrol wrote, about real life incidents of a car thief who ends up killing a police officer, Godard charges on Breathless without a script. Casting includes a newbie actor/boxer named Jean-Paul Belmondo (Aubry Dullin) and a reluctant American movie star Jean Seberg (Zoey Deutch). In 23 days of shooting with no lights and all hand-held camera by army vet, documentary photographer Raoul Coutard (Matthieu Penchinat), who later went on to shoot most of the memorable Godard films.

Linklater makes sure that who's who of the French New Wave are all mentioned in the film- portrait style with their names appearing on the screen - Truffaut, Chabrol, Suzanne Schiffman, Rivette, Rohmer, Rozier, etc. Godard's mentors/idols also appear on screen - Jean Pierre Melville, Roberto Rosselini, Jean Cocteau and even has a run in with Robert Bresson in the subway where the master is in his production of Pickpocket, around the same time.

Sure, championed by Cahier writers, including Truffaut and Godard, The Auteur Theory elevates the director as the primary creative force behind a film, but Linklater shows and acknowledges that there are a lot of people contributing their talents and hard work and time in making a film - that extends to the job of an assistant director, script continuity, make-up, editor, so and so forth.

Yes, the film's monochrome shot on 35mm and impeccable period set design and costume take us into a nostalgia trip. But the film is never corny or sentimental. Linklater is after something more direct, only concentrating on the production of Breathless; people involved in it and the overall climate that incubated the French New Wave.

It's a lovely, charming and endlessly enjoyable homage to one of the most influential film movements and which birthed perhaps the most singular and unique filmmaker ever lived. Loved it.

Heart of Glass

La tour de glase/The Ice Tower (2025) - Hadžihalilović Lucille Hadžihalilović continues with her coming of age/dark fairy tale with The Ice Tower, taking on Hans Christian Andersen's The Ice Queen. And just like her previous films (Innocence, Evolution and Earwig), it's a visual stunner. The director has a penchant for painting the grownup world as something disturbing and mysterious and The Ice Tower is no exception.

The film concerns a runaway teenage orphan girl Jeanne (Clara Pacini). She is fascinated with the Ice Queen story and the dark icy forest, as she reads the book to her younger foster home sister every night. She runs away into the frozen mountains and ends up in another town, after a close encounter with a predatory old man while hitchhiking. She breaks into what appears to be a warehouse to spend the night, but the building turns out to be a film studio staging the production of The Ice Queen. Jeanne, now taking on the identity of a stranger named Bianca, gets the attention of Christina (Marion Cortillard), a diva movie star with a similar history as Jeanne. The cold, sad façade of Christina gets an obsessive attention from wide eyed Jeanne. With Jeanne's mother dying in freezing cold when she was young, Christina becomes an embodiment of a maternal figure, idol and fantasy all in one.

With their past mirroring each other, Jeanne/Bianca becomes Christina's new favorite, being promoted for the stand-in for the young actress who plays the main role. Christina, a possibly a depressed drug addict (suggested without so many words), has a death wish and wants Jeanne to join her at the edge of the cliff one night but Jeanne refuses.

The Ice Tower is a kaleidoscopic mood piece that plays around with the idea of mirroring images - fantasy and reality, past and present, darkness and light. Cortillard is perfect as an alluring ice queen who attracts people around her to their destruction and suffers from eternal loneliness in her frozen kingdom. The film, shot by Jonathan Ricquebourg (The Taste of Things, The Death of Louis XIV), is seriously dark and moody, and makes the best of its frozen, shiny and empty Northern Italian landscapes.

Ice Tower, just like her previous films, Hadžihalilović aptly suggests the frightening grownup world where things are not as bright and exciting as one hopes to be, but decidedly dour, sad, full of pain and filled with ugliness. Her explorations might be seen as only scratching its shiny surface. But it's usually the negative space behind the façade that looms over all of her films, keeping all the mysteries intact and bewitching us to come back time and time again to see her dark and hypnotic artistry.